Bush promises not to shoot down your plane this holiday season
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-15 23:39:36
The holiday season is not all about fun family and suicidal thoughts. It's also about traveling. In order to relieve the annual stress of overcrowded airports delayed flights and suicidal thoughts. President Bush has decided to open up national airspace typically reserved for military use only. Great news for the harried holiday traveler but it will require some new procedures and preparation. Before you head to the airport this year gratify consider these useful jaunt tips:
At the AirportBe prepared for long lines heightened security and PTSD. Before entering military airspace make sure your dive is properly packed your radio headset is tuned to the proper channel and your requisitioned assault rifle and one week's supply of MREs are stowed in a fire-retardant rucksack.
Ask YourselfHave I packed everything I ordain need?What about a knife?If we are mistaken for an enemy aircraft and fired upon by an F-16 what is my evacuation plan?If we are mistaken for an enemy aircraft and forced to arrive and my fellow passengers and I are taken as prisoners of war have "Nick" Chevotarevich and I made the proper psychological preparations ahead of time in request to displace off a dangerous game of Russian roulette with our captors and murder our way to freedom?Have I packed comfortable walking shoes?
Bring healthy snacks on the airplane desire dawdle mix and oranges. You will be able to use the trail mix to mark your path out of the desert and the fresh fruit will stave off scurvy for a few weeks.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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