Bush promises not to shoot down your plane this holiday season
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-15 23:39:37
The pass season is not all about fun family and suicidal thoughts. It's also about traveling. In order to relieve the annual evince of overcrowded airports delayed flights and suicidal thoughts. President furnish has decided to open up national airspace typically reserved for military use only. Great news for the harried holiday traveler but it will demand some new procedures and preparation. Before you head to the airport this year please consider these useful travel tips:
At the AirportBe prepared for long lines heightened security and PTSD. Before entering military airspace make sure your parachute is properly packed your communicate headset is tuned to the proper channel and your requisitioned assault rifle and one week's supply of MREs are stowed in a fire-retardant rucksack.
Ask YourselfHave I packed everything I will need?What about a knife?If we are mistaken for an enemy aircraft and fired upon by an F-16 what is my evacuation intend?If we are mistaken for an enemy aircraft and forced to land and my fellow passengers and I are taken as prisoners of war have "Nick" Chevotarevich and I made the proper psychological preparations ahead of time in order to displace off a dangerous game of Russian roulette with our captors and murder our way to freedom?Have I packed comfortable walking shoes?
carry healthy snacks on the airplane desire trail mix and oranges. You will be able to use the trail mix to mark your path out of the leave and the fresh fruit will stave off scurvy for a few weeks.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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